Colitis for the masses
It grosses me out when people say things like “Let’s grab lunch!” or “Wanna grab dinner?” Meals are not something to be grabbed. They’re something to be had or done.
Akon: I don’t get it. Who wants to hear that grating monotone of a voice droning on about fucking bitches and scoring scrilla? It’s like an electric cattle prod being slowly pushed into your left eardrum.
Do people still carry pictures in their wallets?
