Featuring the Visual Ministry Gospel Choir
There are some people who are parents who, when I see them, I can’t believe they ever had the sex that created their child.
For example, there was this very PTA fussbudget woman on the bus this morning with her son who, when she got on, asked, “Do you want to put the coins in the slot?” Of course, everyone rolls their eyes because we know it’s going to take an extra five seconds for the kid to grasp this concept, thus delaying the rest of us. Then she’s guiding him around on the bus, and saying, “Around and around!” when they got off through the rear door.
I just can’t ever imagine these types of people ever got down and dirty with another person. Or maybe it was a syringe filled with semen.
In any case, I get that people have different sides to their personalities, but having that preschool teacher mindset seems miles and miles away from any sort of sexual emotion.
Blech.
