Tick Tacky Ho
I have decided to soundly rebuff the suggestion that washing your hair everyday is a bad thing because of some cockamamie idea that it saps precious natural oils that your locks produce to protect themselves.
My reason is twofold: 1) Not washing your hair leaves it dirty. Especially if you’ve been sweating away at the gym or fucking somebody. Laying your filthy head of hair on your pillow at night leads to waking up with a filthy face full of zits. I speak whereof I know.
And 2) I haven’t got that much on top as it is, so these phantom scalp emollients aren’t going to give me as much help as I actually need. There’s not that much protection they need to provide, so if I kill off a few by cleansing my hair, such is life.
Happy Mother’s Day, you guys. And if you are a mother, I’m so sorry. That just must be so awful.
