Just say doh!
Among the many popular American phrases I hate (”you guys”, “literally”, et. al.), chief among them is the term “results-oriented”. This term frequently pops up in ads for beauty products or fitness regimes. Let me explain: you only ever do something expecting a result. You don’t do something not expecting a result. So it’s a redundant phrase. And it makes you sound stupid to say it.
Listening to straight guys engage in small talks with chicks just biding their time until they get into their pants is effing hysterical.
Crucifixes as accessories are tacky and blasphemous. If you’re gonna believe in Jesus, do it without donning some blinged out to the nth degree cross across your breasts or tattoo-splattered chest. K?
