That colored fella
I was watching this mattress commercial last night that thoroughly pissed me the fuck off. Not because I myself desperately need a new mattress and can’t quite afford one yet, but because it had "real" customers giving their "real" testimonials, and this one woman said, "When I’m buying a mattress, I look for comfort, durability, and affordability."
Well no holy fucking shit, lady! It’s not like most people who are out mattress shopping are looking for lumpiness, flimsiness, and high prices!
Don’t say something that’s implicit. Save your breath. Spare yourself from looking stupid.
I suspect that for every actor that stars in a MacDonald’s commercial, a piece of their soul is chipped away.
It is viciously wrong to honk at pedestrians.
Straight guys kissing is awesome.
