Meth today, dross tomorrow
Mr. Alterhausen openly scoffed at my decision to purchase Mariah Carey’s Greatest Hits album at the Virgin Megastore in Times Square during my very first visit to NYC. But scoff it up, says I. Mariah is my out-of-the-closet, openly guilty pleasure. And when I get soused, I love to put on that disc and pretend I can karaoke the shit out of those songs. "I done had a vision of love!!…and it was more’n y’all done gives it ta me…"
I hate people whose sprinklers spray out onto the sidewalk.
I am so tired, and so ready for the weekend already.
