Homophobia: A How-to Guide
Everytime I open the door to a bathroom or an elevator, I’m afraid I’ll see a dead body.
It’s hard to believe that I have a valid driver’s license that was issued based on passing a behind-the-wheel test I took fourteen years ago.
The first signs of aging occur around the eyes…by which estimation I must have been born some time around the paleolithic.
I wonder how many times you sneeze in a lifetime?
