Ginormous frenemies
Ever notice how the theme song to "Saved by the Bell" sounds somewhat like "The Time Warp" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"?
I don’t have a window in my office, but my screensaver is a beach overlooking the ocean. Is that ironic? Or just sad?
Your wishes and prayers for me on this, the last day and death of my twenties. It was real.
Oh, and this just cracked me the fuck up. I love when she says, "The point is, people are trying to kill me. Now, I think it’s Gwyneth Paltrow. I don’t have proof." I cannot fucking wait to see her tomorrow.
