Whup E

I got an award yesterday at work for service excellence.  They gave me a a framed certificate, some flowers, gift certificates, and a whole basket full of all the veggie foods I always eat.  It was kind of sweet.

I once got an award for perfect attendance in third of fourth grade, but I was out sick the day of the ceremony.  So I didn’t get it.

Telia Tequila: Annoying.  Lame.  Irrevocably retarded.  I’ve put a price on her head with four-digit bounty for her timely end.  Make haste and waste her, por favor.

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