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Brava to Trisha from "The Real World"! On last night’s episode, she really proved herself a shining example of the modern-day Christian. It really moved me how the song "Open The Eyes of My Heart" reminded her to close her mind to the world. She is truly a role model of Christ in all her endeavors: cheating on her boyfriend, whoring herself on reality TV, squeezing herself into skin-tight T’s, drinking to excess, and spouting off such scathing retorts as, "Well if that’s the way you feel, then I feel sorry for you!"
Praise be, Trishers! Praise be…
Speaking of ridiculous bitches, you know Fergie? I remember her back in the day from "KIDS, Inc.", although I always thought Martika/Gloria had a better voice. Usually I think her songs are borderline unbearable, but I tell you, a few drinks in you (strong ones, shots, preferably), and you hear one of her songs, and it’s on. I was at the Cafe the other day and "Fergilicious" came on, and my black ass was the first on the floor, I tells you.
Ain’t it funny what…love can do?
