I shoot ya in ya face, I’ll wax ya!
I finally figured out why I’ve been so grouchy this week. It’s not because I’m on my gay boy’s period, but because I’m unbelievably tired. I don’t sleep well, never have, and get up at least twice in the middle of the night. So, I went back to an old standard today, and drank some red apple ginseng tea. Sure it may be packed with calories and sugar, and make my bowels bleed, but it gets me through the day with a somewhat pleasant, mildly alert mentality.
I was mortified yet overjoyed watching "Laguna Beach" flunky and big time bigot Jason Whaler "rap" on that celebrity rap show. Was he drunk? Or just acting like his normal wholly retarded self?
I read an article about what men should eat everyday. One item was red wine, because the material from the skins of the grapes has an antioxidant that’s also been shown to be heart-healthy. I drank an entire bottle of delicious, sweet port last night.
I got the scoop from an insider in our department, and things are potentially looking quite good for this year’s merit increases. Tha’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout!
