Racism: A How-To Guide
I clean better drunk. The alcohol numbs the pain of having to get on my hands and knees and scrub, and blacks out the boredom of the tasks at hand. A good cocktail gets the job done, says I.
Have you noticed how Weird Al Yankovic looks as young today as he did when he made "UHF"? And he doesn’t strike me as the type to get Botox. Truly weird.
Do they still have "Captain Eo" at Disneyland?
