Let them eat baked! Goods!
What…exactly qualifies Tobey Maguire as a "heartthrob"? All that make-up can’t conceal his spotty complexion on the big screen, nor compensate for his bug-popping eyes. And he talks like he’s chewing his upper lip at the same time, gnawing away at the labial with every syllable. No thanks.
When I first heard someone use the word "chillax", I actually laughed out loud. Not out of impressed amusement, but of scornful embarrassment.
Sometimes I wish you had a plug you could pull or a switch you could flip on your body to just immediately die painlessly.
