God loves you (as long as you’re not gay)
I hate to go against my peeps, but watching "The Click List", Logo’s version of a Top 10 music video countdown, proves time and again to be a painful experience. Well, no, it’s a painfully laughable experience.
Take Brian Kent, for example. His dance pop ditty "I’m Not Crazy" features this cub (which is a nascent bear… which is a big, hairy gay guy…) disco-ing out with mildly attractive back up dancers executing recylcled Britney Spears moves. No, not crazy, nor much inspiring.
Then there’s chubby Indian chick Mona Chatterjee’s frenzied tribal house track, "Move With Me". Warbling away like a strangled chicken, Mona is seen featured in what is probably the apartment building her dad owns, in various Middle Eastern moo moos, striving for sexy, but not quite making it.
But at the number one spot for the past few weeks has been Keo Nozari’s George Michael-esque "Question of Monogamy", which certainly wins for making me laugh out loud with the its last lyrics, "If it’s a question of monogamy, [then in a quiet, conspiratorial tone] I don’t have…the answer." Attempting to have depth while showcasing a bevy of buff boys in his video, Keo is definitely an alluring number, if not all that revelatory.
What I will take, though, is Jonny McGovern’s "Something For the Fellas". Rife with drag queens, club boys, a black dance diva, and just unabashedly fun, I love it long time, and prefer its blatantly maxed out homo glamour drive over the aforementioned attempts at MTV copycats.
Have a bitchin’ weekend, bitches!
