Intercourse first, questions later
All this pitter pattering around General Peter Pace’s statement that gays are "immoral" has not gotten nearly the response it should. Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton should have tore him a new hole, blasting him for making such a backwards comment publicly in the fucking year 2007. And saying it’s akin to adultery? That would make the vast majority of Americans "immoral".
What would the response have been like if he’d said all black people were stupid? Chew on that, for awhile.
And while we’re on the subject, who in the hell invented chewing gum? A rubbery, indigestible sponge you roll around in your hot, bacteria- and germ-infested mouth over and over and over again? Fucking gross.