Crack is whack, Trix are for Kids, and What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
I came home the other day and called for Kitty, but couldn’t find her anywhere. Then I heard a meow from the closet, and opened it up to find her perched precariously atop a vertically-standing mattress, the result of an overly adventurous exploration, no doubt. I rescued her, and saw on the floor a shoebox full of old cassette tapes, including some old mixtapes I’d made with titles like "Funk de Love", "Typique de Moi", and "Dream When You Think".
I pulled out one called "Dearest Heart", and was reunited with such cute tunes as "Xanadu" by Olivia Newton-John, "MmmBop" by Hanson, "Crush" by Jellyhead, and "DJ Girl" by Katalina. Good times.
SD’s just six days away. I’m ready as a mo’ fo’.
