There’s strong, and then there’s smarmy strong
I want to make fake money to give out to the homeless that has a caption like "There is Help" and numbers for a local homeless shelter and a job line. Sound mean? Well, so are they.
Shouldn’t they require cops to keep in good shape? You notice how on "Cops" if they have to run more than four paces after a suspect they’re always pissed, and bluster something like, "Why did you make me run after you?" while panting heavily.
For someone who likes to dance so much, Ellen DeGeneres doesn’t dance all that well.
America does not run on Dunkin’.