We are nothing if we are not a full bar
Getting a cut on your hand is the absolute worst. You’re bleeding profusely and trying to open the Band-Aid, and you’ve rinsed the cut to stave off infection so it doesn’t stick properly to your wet skin. And since you use your hands for everything, it’s almost inevitable that you’ll bump the boo into something and restart the cycle of pain and crisis all over again. It sucks diseased anus, I tell you.
From where does the saying, "Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle" originate?
Peter Wentz from Fallout Boy is utterly fuckable.
