There once was a man from Nantucket, whose breath was so bad ’twas repugnant

This past weekend, it was the coldest it’s ever been in SF since I’ve lived here.  And I had the worst craving for an ice cream sandwich.  I couldn’t bring myself to buy one, though, because I knew I’d get looks.

Why are all car commercials about….. life?

I wish I owned a magazine.  I’d put Jennifer Hudson and America Ferrera right smack dab on the cover.

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