No ya nevah gonna get it
"Justin Timberlake is, like, so black, he’s not even black anymore. He’s, like, Namibian. I’m surprised he doesn’t have a lip plate and a horn through his nose."
–Kathy Griffin
I know it’s mean, but I love it when someone gets trapped at the back of the bus. You know, when the bus stops, and they try to get out the back door, but it won’t open, and they shout, "Back door". Then it still doesn’t open, so they shout a little louder, "Back door!". And then the bus driver, because they are just numb to the monotony of their job and/or want to be mean, just drives on. And then person is always, always llllivid.
I love it. And I’m glad it never happened to me.
Jay Bakker (yes, the veritable son of Jim and Tammy Faye) is my new hero. Even if you’re not religious, you can’t help but be moved by the reality show on his alternative Christian church, "One Punk Under God". He actually represents what Christianity is truly about (forgiveness, compassion vs. multi-billion, politically-motivated, fascistic church corporations).
She-Ra totally trumps He-Man.
I miss "The Muppet Babies".
