Never trust a big butt and a smile
Can you bring, like, a bottle of vodka on a plane with you? I’m just planning for my trip to Vegas.
You do realize that when crossing a street, it’s only by a wish and a prayer that you get by alive?
As the end of the year draws near, I have to say upon reflecting upon my life that I’m in a state comfortable stasis. Not entirely satisfying, but not wholly dissatisfying. While every year of your life seems to whisk by when you’re younger with all the changes that happen, the years just sort of blindly tramp on by when you’re older.
