Not for aaaall the tea in China, bitch!

I need to remind myself to make sure I have money the next time I take a four-day weekend off.  Also that it doesn’t rain.

I only eat sandwiches that are cut diagonally so as better to attack the sandwich.

Why do books come out in hardback at all when paperbacks are vastly more convenient?

I wholeheartedly submit my vote against the wearing of sleeveless shirts.  So very, very few guys actually look good in them.  The rest of us just shouldn’t try.

When the movie credits roll and it says the story was by one person and the screenplay was by another, what’s the difference?  Do you mean to tell me that the person who came up with the idea gets any credit or profit from the movie just because they busted out with a basic plot outline?

I want to go to Miami.

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