Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
"Dave Chappelle and I are soulmates."
–fast deteriorating former poet laureate Maya Angelou
Highly-energy conscious and economical homo that I am, I’d abstained from using the heater all last winter, and instead simply donned my favorite cotton blue sweater jacket, pulled the hood over my head, and kept warm using my own body heat. Admirable. But laughably ineffective compared to the wonders of the wall heater. Y’all, I couldn’t take it on Saturday, and turned the thing on, and it was aaaaabsolute heaven. Here comes the gas bill!
I’m so upset that my musician prince John Mayer is dating dolt of the land Jessica Simpson.
I love the two spotlights you can see in an actor’s pupils when you watch a movie.
