You live, you learn, you choke, you die
From "Golden Girls":
(scene: Sophia is cooking in the kitchen)
Rose: "Mm, Sophia what’s that you’re cooking? It smells delicious."
Sophia: "My Aunt Isabella’s lasagna alforno. She used to say that if you ate a bowl of this stuff, you shouldn’t be surprised if when walking through a river with your pant cuffs pulled up you’ll find clams nipping at your ankles."
Rose: "What does that mean?"
Sophia: "How should I know. She was a hopeless alcoholic."
Quigga Lean done had booked hisewf a flight to Viva Las Vegas for Christmas to visit Grandma Petula and company (i.e. Grandpa Phil). It’ll be the first time I’ve been to Vegas. And I get to visit the grand’rents. Two birds, one stone: my favorite way to go. And while I don’t envision myself going buck wild on the strip with my grandparent and their combined age of 140 years old, I’m sure I’ll still manage to have a time, and will be out of there if six days time just in case.
I want to write a song called "I Emailed Jesus and Asked If You Were Saved" and send it to the Christian music labels.
One of my co-workers who does the entry of HR paperwork in our office said that it’s ghetto to change your W-4.
