Tivo this, bitch!
I hate to sound callous, here, but is it absolutely necessary for fire truck to run their sirens in the late night/early morning hours? I realize they’re en route to an emergency, but it’s not exactly rush hour traffic at 3:00 am. Surely the swirling, flashing lights on the big, red truck could alone clear a path to the crisis without waking up God and everyone. Just comida para pensamiento.
It’s kind of morbid to think that you have to plan your retirement date based on when you think you’re going to die and whether or not you’ll have enough money to make it there.
Tanning beds (aka. cancer coffins) should be banned.
