Coral roses make for great pets when dug from fresh earth
I used to think small beer of local elections. Then Arnold Schwarzenegger was elected governor, and I found myself in a state of livid disbelief. So, get off your asses and vote on November 7th or I will personally kick the living shit out of you. If you’re lazy, but liberal, like myself, just head on over to alicebtoklas.org for a list of democratic endorsements so you don’t have to even think when you get to the polls. Thanks in advance.
Once when I was little, I went to 7-11 to buys some sweets, and ended up dropping some of my money underneath the candy racks. I approached the cashier hoping he’d give me a courtesy credit like any nice adult would do to appease a cheated child. But he basically told me that the coins were lost, and that was that. It took me a second, but in that moment, I registered the realization that not everyone would implicitly right the wrongs you suffered in life. Even if you were a cute little toe-headed smurf just trying to get some damn Gobstoppers up in here
