Bonerlicious
For lack of a boyfriend, I’m thinking of getting another kitty. When we can’t find love in one another, we turn to the animal kingdom. That should be the Animal Planet channel’s motto.
Why do babies puke so much?
John Cena: Hot, but only 29. Now that he’s rich, perhaps he can buy several vats of Oil of Olay to combat that sun-caused premature aging. I’m just saying.
