Questions, questions, honey

"What is that?  Art gum on a screw?"
–comedian Sabrina Mathews re: the alleged "brakes" on roller blades

Whoever in the hell is Rachel Ray, and why was she given her own talk show?  Why did the almighty Oprah consent to guest star on it?

I eat like  a horse, drink like a fish, nap like a cat, and fly high as an eagle most weekends.  Who am I?

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