Once you’ve done all you can, you’re pretty much done
"A likely story!"
–Mrs. Peacock, "Clue"
I had a gay roommate in college of quite questionable character who loved Madonna, and, in apparent response to the general consensus that she was/is a vapid slut, declared that her IQ test scores were actually quite high. Joe Simpson, Jessica Simpson’s father, also once went on record declaring that his daughter was, in fact, "smart".
Here’s the thing: If you need people to go to bat for you proclaiming your smarts, chances are you’re really not that bright since intelligence speaks for itself.
How come cats and dogs are born with lush fur coats full of beautiful patterns, but people come out lookin’ all…woof…
I hate commercials more than anything ever.
