I extended to him an olive branch, that I then shoved up his ass
It’s amazing to me that so much time, money, and effort is invested into stydying animals for fun ("Meerkat Manor" anyone?) when the human race has its own host of problems that need remedying. I’m not saying that all those Animal Planet-type shows aren’t fun and interesting. I’m just looking at it from a sort of global time-management perspective. Ya know, maybe prioritize finding a cure for AIDS, stopping the human trafficking industry, etc. over studying the eating habits of howler monkeys. Just a thought.
What in the hell did Alex H. on "Laguna Beach" do to her hair? My second favorite OC ho (next to Kristin) done warped her blond tresses into a crimped rat’s nest the color of dog poo. No.
I need a new wallet. The ’60s-styled Barbie decal on mine has all but worn off.
