I BREAK 4 FLVRD VODKAS
"You callin’ the man?!"
–female transient who’d boarded the bus without paying to bus driver who’d begun calling the police
For Halloween this year, I plan to dress up as one of those ghetto fabulous Muni bus drivers. You know, with the trademark brown polyester slacks, vest, and shirt, but with my hairs all did up like some shellacked, stylized sculpture that resembles something like shit as it oozes from the anus. With magenta tips, y’all.
People who overuse–or really, use at all–the phrase "you guys" should be drawn and quartered.
In college, I had a pet rabbit named Bunny Bunshine of the Bunshinevilles. We called him Bunny for short.
Once a church, always a church. Once something else (e.g. bowling alley, movie theatre), never a church. It’s just sacrilegiously tacky, and God don’ ‘ppreciate that.
