Excess in moderation
"Why doncha go suck on a sack o’ spinach, mkay?"
–facetious aspersion I cast the other day
Remember that when you say something "literally" happened, it has to have actually happened. It doesn’t work as a form of hyperbole, instead coming off as a sign of stupidity.
The mother in "Muriel’s Wedding" is easily one of the saddest characters in all of cinema.
Fruit-flavored antacids really defeat the purpose.
All I ask of people is that they be honest, not lame, and smell like they just came out of the wash.
Stay black, stay strong.