Excess in moderation

"Why doncha go suck on a sack o’ spinach, mkay?"
–facetious aspersion I cast the other day

Remember that when you say something "literally" happened, it has to have actually happened. It doesn’t work as a form of hyperbole, instead coming off as a sign of stupidity.

The mother in "Muriel’s Wedding" is easily one of the saddest characters in all of cinema.

Fruit-flavored antacids really defeat the purpose.

All I ask of people is that they be honest, not lame, and smell like they just came out of the wash.

Stay black, stay strong.

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