Avoiding obsolescence
"Leann Womack has no idea this remix exists."
–Holla Scholar regarding the import CD single club remix of her counrty hit "I Hope You Dance"
Avocados are the smoothest, most delectable member of the vegetable family. You can slip them into anything–a sandwich, a burger, a salad, a dip–and it adds a certain je ne sais wuzzup to the whole culinary experience, like a suave, hip invitee to a late night soiree.
In college, I had a philosophy instructor whose first name was Skip.
I can’t help it: Everytime I walk through the Marina, all I see are those boob-baring chicks from the "Girls Gone Wild" videos.
Nick Simmons is yummy.
