Sweets, you gotta serious case of gay face
"Forgive sounds good
Forget–I don’t think I could
They say time heals everything,
but I’m still waiting…"
–The Dixie Chicks, "Not Ready To Make Nice"
My annual bonus was somewhat less than remarkable after Uncle Sam taxed the hell out of it. Still, it’s better than nothing, and certainly something, and will clear out some of my more egregious debts.
"The Hills" has really proven to be the pits as the "Laguna Beach" spinoff featuring doe-eyed, baby fat-bearing blondie Lauren from the original show. I’m awaiting the new season of "LB" to debut in August with some degree of trepidation since I doubt it will be as good as last season.
"Animaniacs" is being released on DVD! Personally, I believe the wily animated series starring lovebly crazed toon sibling Yakko, Wakko and Dot should be broadcast 24/7 on its very own network, but that’s just me. Helloooooo, nurse!
Once during a driver’s training course when I was sixteen–which I paid for all on my own, thank you very much–I suddenly braked hard as a cat dashed across the road. The trainer immediately chastised me, and I shot back, "Well, I’m not going to run over a cat!" Later, my friends in the car told me he’d given me quite a dirty look, but hey, nasty scowls from driver’s ed trainers are better than cat entrails on your car’s wheels, eh?
