Ode people
I love it when Judge Judy interrupts someone by saying "Just a second" ’cause it never is. And how Wilford Brimley pronounces it "die-uh-bee-duhs". And my grandma’s minimum five second delayed reaction time to…everything.
Anyways, I could’ve sworn I saw Julie Andrews on the bus this morning working on a Dell laptop.
My new thing is spotting the number of Asian women with ’80s hair in the crowd.
My new insult of choice/term of endearment is "hooker", so don’t be offended…or should you?…
