Lotions ‘n’ potions
But the worst is when you’re brushing your teeth and you hit your gag reflex and barf. (This is especially likely to happen if you’ve been drinking the night before, and drink many nights before have I.) You puke through the minty freshness of your toothpaste, and the converging opposites make for a most funky way to start the morning. Not to mention it means you have to brush your teeth all over again.
I saw "Weird Science" last night! Exciting for me since I haven’t seen it in ages.
Also exciting last night was a certain sneak peek I…snuck. Holla Scholar rolled in circa 1:00 after I was asleep. I awakened briefly and went to take a pee. But as I was getting back into bed, I noticed that there was a delicious pot roast-y type smell in the apartment. Burnt pot roast-y, but yummy nonetheless (said the vegetarian).
I crept into the kitchen to find a pot of the stuff still burning on the stove. Quietly striding down the hall, I knocked on Ming Na’s door to ask if it was his.
"Oh!" he cried, and darted from his room to the kitchen. In nothing but black briefs, y’all. Whoo! Not that he’s all that hot or anything, but he does have a nice, tight little bod I’d love to break a piece off of, if you know what I’m sayin’.
As Holla Scholar would so nonchalantly say, "I’d tap it."
