Gitcha rhyme right, gitcha grime right
Aaaaaalways nice to start the morning off with a bus driver who’s a distant relative of Evil Knievel. You know, the type who rides the gas hard and the breaks even harder. Nothing like a nice hard stop to start your day off right, mm.
I care not a jot for white people who act black for a living. Now, I openly admit I love to pretend to act black as per my quigga (= queer wigga) wont, but that’s in private and done jokingly. I’m not like Eminem (who’s like what, of Danish, Swedish descent or something?) striking a thug pose on the cover of "XXL" lookin’ the ass. All such people can kindly find the nearest cliff and give chase.
A new study has found that coffee cuts down on cirrhosis of the liver. Starbucks, here I come!
Call me crazy, but I wish they had a radio station of just elevator music. I could listen to that shit all day. "Girl From Ipanema"? Go on withca bad sewf.
