Who you think you is?
Rule #589 of Proper Inter-office Communication:
When you leave a voicemail, you have to leave your name as well. You don’t have the instantly recognizable drawl of Cher, or the charming, marshmellow-throated voice of Kermit the Frog, so how in the fuck do you expect me to know who the hell you are if you don’t identify yourself?
I find this is a habit of people who generally are leaving a message to bitch about something or ask about some totally off-the-wall piece of information that has nothing to do with me or my job. It sort of speaks for itself when someone who doesn’t even have their shit together enough to remeber to leave their name calls to bug you about some sort of execrable dross. Pull it together, numnutz.
