Payday heyday
I am instituting a new policy at our company: If you get paid more than $45/hr., then you don’t get to bitch about anything. I’m sure you work hard for your money, but if you have to fill out an extra form for something or whatever, keep your trap shut. You’re rakin’ in nearly 1 K a day, so eat it.
Chelsea Handler rules. I love Chelsea Handler. Watch “The Chelsea Handler” show.
I’m not a terribly big fan of her, and her career has basically been fueled by rehashing old Disney movies that didn’t need to be redone, but I say Lindsay Lohan would make an adequate Sailor Moon if they’re to make a movie out of it.
It was summer for two days, and now it’s Siberian weather again. Does God hate us? Or has He just been too busy prepping for Cinco de Mayo and forgot to send some sunshine down. He all like, “Aw, shit, y’all, My bad.”
