Milkduds: the most insulting candies of all

Let it be known that it is officially Tacky to go home from work still wearing your work uniform/ID badge.  Change.

Also to be seen in public carrying a package of toilet paper.  I don’t care how close the corner store is.  Ask for a bag.

The other night, I was joyfully slathering on some of that Safeway generic brand zit creme and admiring the new convenient pop-open cap, when I looked at the tube and discovered that it was in fact anti-itch cream. 

I nearly poohed on site when I found the new Kim English album at the record store over the weekend.  A few years back, I discovered her first album, "Higher Things", when I was going through a bit of a rough patch.  I remember hearing the chorus of "Unspeakable Joy"… "Joy, unspeakable joy, ’cause they did not give it, they cannot take it away"…and the clouds kinda lifted, and I was my old happier self again.  That was eight years ago.  Hearing her new album is like seeing an old friend again.

Leave a Reply