Hey left nut! Hey right nut! There’s a penis in between us!
Our director just flew over to our side of the office demanding to know if one of us owned a glue gun. Armageddon is nigh, methinks.
Have you seen pictures of Julie Andrews with the present day actors who played the von Trapp children? She totally looks younger than all of them. Even Greta looks like some hermetic witch in comparison.
You gotta admire those older gals in show business who keep up their appearances by keeping up with their Botox treatments. Have you seen Florence Henderson in "The Surreal Life". Spotless, I tell you.
(to the "Brady Bunch" theme song))
"And that’s the way we all became perpetually forty."
