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In Valentine’s Days past, I’ve channeled the spirit of the Pollyanna Hippie and been all like, "Even if you don’t have a lover, you should celebrate the fact that we *can* love."
An admirable sentiment–unquestionably.
But this past Valentine’s Day bit for some reason. The sole highlight was seeing one of our closeted bull dyke departmental heads at the staff meeting complimenting one of her trademark asphalt gray pant suits with a pair of red socks in honor of the holiday.
Creepy-cute.
I saw "Aladdin and the King of Thieves" over the weekend, and in one part, the King of Thieves tells the villianous palace guard that the password to the secret cavern is "Open Sesame". Then the guard gets there and says, "Open Caraway!" My guffaws rocked the complex, y’all. Am I the only one who finds stupid shit like that funny. Yes? No? Okay, then.
