The Jigtastic Journal of J. Na Na

P.S. Consider this shit copywritten. You wanna take one, you call me and we’ll discuss pricing:

Dyspepsia Amorphous
Echeneccia St. John’s Wort (this one goes to my supplement-happy ass)
Dieuretique
Clairol Claritol
Miss Ann Phetamine
Vicky Dinn (you know…Vicadin)
Sandy Teri Knappkin
Pryla Sect O’Nunns
Princess Avarice
Vida Mens

You know you’re getting old when you’re cringing more than laughing at "America’s Funniest Home Videos".

Also when those garishly-decorated club hit compilations you own hit the one decade mark. "Short Dick Man" is now a club classic, you say?

Or when bragging about passing out drunk after a party becomes less a badge of pride than a warning sign.

Praise be.

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