Pome-get-it
They keep going on about how pomegranate juice is so freakin’ great for you. Even Odwalla has created two new flavors. But if you read the fine print (as always you should), you’ll notice that it’s always
100% JUICE !!
(from concentrate)
shhhh….
Well, fresh juice-minded Tropicana ruined it for me ages ago, so anything from concentrate takes like Nutrasweetened ass water to me now. Plus, I don’t think the health benefits promised by the real fruit can be matched by its white trash counterpart in concentrate.
So it was with joy that I found and with guilt that I purchased a modest jar of actual natural pomegranate juice for nine simoleons easy. (Damn Whole Foods…It’s like the Macy’s of grocery stores, with wonderful wares, but so few sales.)
I’m such a sucker for the hype. If this shit doesn’t beautify my ass to the point of causing hot fags to fall at my feet on sight, I’m phoning in a complaint to the FDA posthaste.
