What would we do without Galaxy Glue?
Monday, January 2nd, 2006I’ve noticed "system" is the word du jour in a lot of commercials nowadays. "Proactive works as a system…" "Bowflex workout is the best system…" Oh wow jeez hit the breaks we’ve reached the end of the rainbow, kids. A system, you say? Pretty much…everything works as a system, from each connecting part of a thing to the physical forces at work upon it all the way down to its molecular structure within. Systems are, quite simply, nothing new nor unique. Much like bloated advertising techniques.
The only thing more disturbing than Kids Pepto Bismal is parents who serve their kids the kind of jumbo chili cheese dog rich diet that would necessitate such a product.
I no longer trust people with pencil-thin eyebrows. Something’s amiss if you’re willing to take a razor to your face that close to your eyes all in the name of achieving that perfect evil queen from "Snow White" scowl. You’re a human being, not an animated villianess. Remember that, and take it with you.
I leave you now with a tender limerick from Ghetto Spite (Rainbow Brite’s sista frien’):
Dwell not in the darkness of ignorance
nor dally in the fantasy of political correctness,
but march under a banner of common sense
cos Hommie don’ play dat boolshit!!
