Dislikes: thoughtlessness, banality, grody odors
You’ll be happy to know the holiday pounds are coming on steadily, if not readily.
Brava to Ryan Seacrest for hittin’ the Botox on those cheeks and forehead. Now ya just gotta plough through another season of “AI” to finance enough injections for those grisly frown lines.
There is a woman in my office who is, I believe, the long lost sister of Martha Stewart. She has all the decorative panache without the financial deceptiveness, and bears more than a passing resemblance.
The other night, I heard “Wind of Change” by the Scorpions in Walgreens, and nearly teared up.
If you ever need to pep up some form of required reading you have, try reciting it in a bawdy, New Yawkish accent. Hey, if it worked for me and “Canterbury Tales” it can work for you, too!
Last night, I thought of that “I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight…” soup jingle set to a “West Side Story”-scored rumble scene, and could not stop laughing.
Kat Gianits, if you’re out there: I love you. http://movies.msn.com/celebs/gallery.aspx?photo=627024&gallery=10648#photos
