The war on Christmas
If you haven’t already heard, certain fanatical Christian groups have gottent their panties all in a wad–oh my God! That "I would walk five hundred miles and I would walk five hundred more…" or whatever song from "Benny & Joon" is on the radio! Oh, I love that song. And that movie. You know, "Reality Bites" was on the other night and I missed it for some reason. Those cute. quirky ’90s "X Generation" movies were so much fun…—but anyways, the psycho-Christians say we’ve taken the "Christ" out of "Christmas" by referring to it as "the holidays" so as to appease other religious and atheist groups.
Well, yes. America is full of other non-Christian and atheist groups of people, and unfortunately we all gossa get along, you bigoted fucks. But besides that, CHRISTMAS IS A FUCKING PAGAN HOLIDAY!! That’s how it started off, you stupid, uneducated ‘tards! So how can you say it’s a veritable "war on Christmas" and thus against Christ when it’s not even about Christ really?
If you want to be Chrsitian and thus Christ-like, follow in his footsteps and show mercy and compassion for even those most rejected by society. Remember, Christ befriend lepers and shit, so how can you folks go around lambasting everyone from Hindus to homos and still call yourself Christian?
So anyways, happy Kawanzaahanauchrsitmas.
