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“The problem with twenty four-hour news channels is that it takes them a month to show twenty four hours of actual news.”
–Lewis Black
Did anyone else in Santa Francisca just sit around on there ass this past weekend of torrential rains and pig out while watching the freakin’ “Lord of the Rings” trilogy? Sweet, fat Jesus…
Ming Na came home the other night dressed in ‘80s style stonewashed jeans and a Body Body tight white lycra T. That he kept on while making and eating dinner.
A well of discordance deep in the pit of my belly rose up desirous to speak out ‘gainst this retro no-no, but a chalet-and-a-half of sapphire gin-and-tonic, plus a late night showing of “Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit”—featuring my favorite Caucasian-hating rapstress, Lauryn Hill—forced me to hold my tongue, and thus the fashion crime went unpunished. Pity. Truly.
A few entries ago, I went on about how straight guys are generally hotter than gay guys (This has nothing to do with Ming Na, by the way–the jury’s still out on that one… ). Well, a bitch done changed her tune. At least when it comes to celebrity straights.
Johnny Knoxville? Went straight from inexplicable “Jackass” hottie to crease-streaked chonchmonger. That whole “let’s mock the retards” movie doesn’t help the situation.
Eric McCormack? Where there’s a “Will & Grace” star’s salary, there’s enough dosh for some botox, surely. What happened to the yummilicious forty-year old from just a season ago? I mean, Debra Messing’s got anorexia, Megan Mullaly’s got her hairpieces, and Sean Hayes has just the barest smattering of Nicole Kidman smile lines. C’mon pitch in, Will, and make with the pretty!
