Get with the program, motherfuckers
The only thing more frustrating than having to pump out the same information repeatedly in egregiously long email chains at work is the knowledge that those asking you the same questions repeatedly and consistently missing the clearly articulated facts are paid far more handsomely than yourself. We’re talk tens of thousands of dollars here. I mean, if a high school graduate could look at the email chain and figure out what I was saying the first time around, shouldn’t someone within the organization itself with a job title like "Manager" or "Director" or "MSO" be able to catch on even quicker?
Such is the great gap between what is and what should be. God dammit.