Draw with all the colors you please, but keep within the lines please
Hurrah for Mariah and her host of Grammy nods ‘n’ wins. I know what you’re thinking, but I fell in love with the bitch after “Fantasy”, and have been unable to break the spell ever since. I do, however, think that new song of hers should’ve been titled “We Boobs Pop Together”. Tell me that Minnie Mouse lookin’ ho ain’t had them tits done.
My favorite speed freak couple, Nicole Richie and DJ AM, have called off their engagement. I’m moribund.
“Laguna Beach”’s Kristin will soon have her own reality show where she plans parties. I don’t care how stupid it sounds, I’m gonna watch.
I wish I could’ve been temporarily black so I could’ve starred as a featured extra in the film “Roll Bounce”.
I want a cutie flip boi for Christmas. And a nice Jewish boi for Chanukah.
God bless Ricky Prior.
I’d switch teams for Sarah Silverman.
